Plans for the much anticipated “first contact” with alien
intelligence have been quickly canceled after the aliens in question
concluded their analysis of our species by watching hours of television
and anonymously joining Facebook, Twitter, and Google Plus.
“Hey, don’t get us wrong,” said a representative of the Klaxons, in a
translated transmission, “we were all very excited to meet a new
species and perhaps learn from them. But after watching this crap, and
seeing how you communicate with each other, we have concluded that we
have absolutely nothing to learn from you. Call us in a few million
years.”
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http://thenewsosphere.wordpress.com/2012/06/02/after-monitoring-television-and-social-networks-aliens-cancel-historic-first-contact/
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